Archive for February, 2003

I Don’t Get No Respect

Added a new “joke” from my Dad - basically a bunch of Rodney Dangerfield one-liners. Sometimes I feel like Rodney - I don’t get no respect. At least not from the kids yet. You can check out my lastest column on getting respect, and sleep, at www.brainsediment.com. I’ve got over 70 subscribers from around the world now, and if you haven’t signed up yet, hop on over to Brain Sediment and fill in the subscriber form. If you’re ambitious, pass the love onto your friends and co-workers so they can enjoy Chuck Smith’s Brain Sediment. I’ll be working on a new column this weekend, and I’m also putting together a marketing pack for some of the local newspapers to try and get them to carry my columns. If you’ve got a local paper you’d like to see carry my columns, drop me a line. And have a great weekend!

UPDATE: Brain Sediment

Hello all. I’ve been a bit busy lately, what with launching my new web site, www.brainsediment.com. Thanks to all of you, I’ve now got over 60 subscribers from around the world! If you haven’t already, please drop by the Brain Sediment web site and sign up for the weekly updates. And forward it to all your friends - I’m a publicity whore and I’m not afraid to admit it! Also, you may want to check out my new movie at www.PlasticVilleProductions.com. Click on the First Easter Bunny link to see what the fine folks at PlasticVille Productions have been up to over the past six months! And finally, I’ve added a great new joke from Jimmy Gaudet, who is Michele’s cousin. That’s it for now, and keep the jokes coming!

A Legend Passes

This is sad and I feel I must forward it on. What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey” died peacefully at age 83. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in… and then the trouble started! (Submitted by my Mom. PLEASE NOTE: Mr. LaPrise actually died in 1996, but what the heck. It’s still funny!).

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

I’ve been a busy, little boy. I’ve got a new column up on the Columns page and on Chuck Smith’s Brain Sediment. Check out the site and let me know what you think. I’m toying with the idea of trying to get a bunch of subscribers to the twice-a-month Brain Sediment email newsletter, and will be offering chuckbutt.com prizes to the people who can get me the most new subscribers. Once I get a form up on the new site, I’ll send out an email you can send out to friends and family to get subscribers and win something for your troubler. Also, added a new joke to the jokes section. It’s about golf, which I’m already itchin’ to do!

I Resign!

Wow! Mom has been on a roll! Added another new joke to the jokes section from my Mom. I’ve also been working on some other projects, and am finally getting ready to unveil them to the chuckbutt.com community. You can get a sneak peek at one of them by visiting Chuck Smith’s Brain Sediment. I’ve been toying with the idea of trying to syndicate some of my columns in some newspapers, and this is the site I’ll be using for that purpose. I’m also going to start an ezine that will distribute the content weekly, so now you don’t have to keep visiting chuckbutt.com to get your Brain Sediment fix! Let me know your thoughts on the new site, and I’ll talk to you later!